Rapid Teen Models 18+

Above: Ljuba from Nubiles

Pool tables are all about sex. Think about that the next time you play against one of your buddies. It’s equivalent to dancing—gay raver dancing.

Did you just take a dump in my pool?! No, that’s impossible. You’re a hot girl. You don’t shit, ever. Girls just hold it deep inside until it somehow goes away.

Dena takes some heavy man-spray between the eyes. She deserves it for wearing some 7-year-old’s checkered flag bed sheets.

Above: Caro from Hegre-Art

Wow. These two beauties work well together, don’t they?! And they always seem to be teamed up with each other–at least in all the photo sets I’ve seen. They must be good friends, no doubt. That brings up another topic: more hot girls need to be teamed up like this! Sort of like how rappers will feature other artists on their album—SHIT! Bad example—I fuckin’ hate how rappers do that circle jerk stuff! Umm, so, back to what I’m trying to say: I know that studios will sometimes pair up two models, but, let’s face it, group shots rarely reach this level of hotness. Usually, one girl has the big name and is absolutely smokin’ while the other has a trashcan asshole with a face like a dented piñata, which makes the whole thing a little gimmicky, if you ask me. Thank god that isn’t the case with Kate and Janet. Both of them are equally gorgeous, yet also retain their unique features.

The folks at Dutch Teens would like to introduce Jillian, an all-natural 18-year-old brunette that has generated a lot of interest since her debut a few days ago. She’s shown on their Sweet Natural Girl site, which has always featured a top-notch roster of fresh Dutch girls.

I don’t know how the Dutch consistently produce such a high rate of fine-ass females. It’s as big of a mystery as those giant windmills.. and the color orange.

In other news, my email works again. It’s listed under the header if you have something to say to me directly.

It takes a special girl to get this blogger out of retirement and back to posting the freshest, freak-nastiest pics the flesh world has to offer.

Karla Spice is La Zona Modelos latest catch. Unlike other talents from Brazil, a nation abundant with young, salty beach whores, this beauty sports a well proportioned body–no huge toilet ass here—just a nice, firm bubble butt with certified biggies upstairs.

I like her look, her innocence and, well, just her plain stupidity to wear anything her stablemasters dress her in. I swear, sometimes these outfits are better suited for otaku themed cafes in Japan . But whatever. I’m loving it.

Also, notice how Karla Spice appears to visualize something sliding up her butthole when she poses for a shot? A major bonus in my opinion!

Sophia Coppola may have an infatuation with young blonde actresses. After casting the beautiful Scarlett Johansen, opposite Bill Murray, in Lost in Translation, she has snagged yet another stunning blonde, Kirsten Dunst, to star in her latest film Marie Antoinette.

Remember the transparent underwear scene in Lost in Translation that seemed to lack any relevance to the rest of the film? Well, Coppola is still parading ass on the screen to get your ass to the movie theatre! Moviegoers can catch a bit of Kirsten Dunst’s hot body (and shallow acting) in this new flick, which, I should hope, will break up the mess of what is certainly a superficial, spoilt American girl’s take on 18th century French history.

At least Coppola agrees with most historians in that Marie Antoinette was a massive slut. And it’s about time we’re able to see more of Kirsten Dunst unrobed—god knows Spiderman is too gay to get the job done himself.

Check out this pic of Kirsten keeping her smoke on the down-low. If only her character Mary Jane was this cool!!

We got some asian lovers out there? Hell yea! I love Maria Ozawa. She has an incredible look. Even when bald, deeply tanned Yakuza aren’t jizzing all over her. Seriously, why would a girl who could easily become a top model settle for a career as a Japanese AV idol? Probably for the same reason why 500 people in her country voluntarily participanted in the largest group sex video ever shot.

Have you ever been put to work on your birthday? In North America it’s almost a god given right to take your b-day off so you can sleep in and plan festivities.

Webmasters, such as myself, have always taken this special day off. For who else can manage the tricky logistics of having a parade of Russian escorts and Haitian delivery men discreetly arrive and leave your gated community without bottlenecking supply lines or raising suspicion amongst your neighbors?

Recently, it looks like Alison Angel was put to work on her b-day. Spending her 20th stripped naked at her manager’s house, posing for this recent photo set, Alison Angel turns up the heat and gives us a good indication of how she’ll spend the next year of her life—stripped naked, at her producer’s house, posing for photo sets.